Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom.
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol.
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law,
But Malcolms got his own way, and its better than them all.
Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw.
And he never has the same problem twice!